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Fifth Fleet Reports Second Rescue of Iranian Mariners. (Because we will do anything for a publicity stunt, and we are the biggest assholes in the world)

Syrian president vows to crush 'conspiracy' (Because that is how Islam rolls when you pipe up about the supreme Dictator)

Bomb kills 35 in Pakistan tribal area. ( Muslims Killing Muslims, Keep it up bitches;soon you will all be gone!)

Hubble spots farthest primordial galaxy cluster. (Farther and farther toward the beginning of the universe!)

'Doomsday Clock' Ticks One Minute Toward Destruction.Just let me Know when it Hits Two Minutes, Thats when the party starts!)